Buddha Zen Translated to Suit Western Life ~ Sarcastically Hilarious!

Buddha Zen Translated to Suit Western Life ~ Sarcastically Hilarious!

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Life is so much easier with a sense of humour!
Here are a few Buddha Zen Translated to suit Western Life…
 
“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”– Buddha 
Never be rude to a Traffic Officer even when you think he is an idiot.
 
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself – – Buddha


Do not order the curry hot to impress the Indian who smiles at you.

“However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?  Buddha

Don’t be the Christian who doesn’t pay tax; the Government will always get you.

“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky” – BuddhaDo not concern yourself with the end of the world because it’s your end that is nearest.


“Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.”– BuddhaMarijuana is not legal.“You only lose what you cling to.” – BuddhaThat first accident with your brand new car.“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills. – BuddhaJust do it, deal with the consequences later or take a few more minutes to select that hair colour.“The mind is everything. What you think you become.” – Buddha

You are what you eat, don’t picture a dead cow.

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.” – Buddha

Act Rich, be rich.  Use that credit card and pay later.

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.” – Buddha

You cannot win with the silent treatment; you will get hungry.

“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.– Buddha

Google is not your friend.

“Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little. – Buddha

You want loyalty, get a dog.
By Theresa,
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